Plugging the Gaps: IDP Waiver Wire for Week 11

The Internet is a weird place.

You can buy hybrid back-scratchers/back hair shavers. You can share stories of your over-30 skincare troubles with other likeminded folks on public forums. There’s even a guy who films himself taking his handguns and filling them with Jell-O, salmon roe, and sometimes deep-frying them. I have absolutely no words for the rabbit hole of information and vicarious experiences that we call the World Wide Web.

That said, you found us on the Internet; it can’t be all that bad, right?

Many people see the Individual Defensive Player (IDP) format as a bafflingly foreign concept, an impenetrable intellectual task that they cannot wrap their Team D-centric minds around. In reality, IDP is very relatable and easy to figure out, very compelling (it integrates all phases of football), and doesn’t at all involve baring your soul about your eczema on Reddit. You can consider us at numberFire your own personal self-help forum, as we’ll sift through the substances you should pump into your lineup weekly so that they don’t blow up in your face.

Which IDP players owned in less than 5% of ESPN leagues will break the Internet (but not your lineups) for Week 11?